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Friday, September 30, 2016

Big-Ten Rivalry at the WSJ [Hilarious]

The Michigan Wolverines Are Back. Ugh. By Jason Gay [Very Funny]
Badger Jason Gay’s Gripe:
“You have to understand: my employer, The Wall Street Journal, reeks of Wolverine. Absolutely reeks. I’d say a solid three-quarters of the people I’ve worked with in the Journal sports department went to Michigan. At one point, my editor, my editor’s editor, and my editor’s editor’s editor were all Michigan people. One of the paper’s most senior editors is a Wolverine. I don’t even ask where the interns come from anymore.
And I’m telling you, it makes a lonely Badger feel invisible. The Journal Wolverines have secret handshakes and inside jokes and a monthly midnight meeting in the newsroom, where they talk about how awesome Ann Arbor was, how handsome Tom Brady is, and laugh as they read from a list of people they know who didn’t get into Michigan. On Fridays before big games, they show up to meetings wearing blue and yellow—oh, I’m sorry, maize—face paint. They hum the Michigan fight song, “The Victors,” in the elevator. They speak their own language: Schembechler.”

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Michigan’s Formal Rebuttal to Jason Gay [Equally Funny]
http://www.wsj.com/articles/a-rebuttal-to-jason-gay-1475245637